This couple were gonna
have sex but before they did the girl says ''i have
something to confess' the guy says ''what is it''
she says''my chest is flat i have no tits if this
changes your mind about marrying me then i understand''the
guy thinks about it and says ''nah theres better things
in life than sex'' later on the guy says ''i have
something to confess also'' the girl says ''what''
he says ''from my waist down its like a baby if this
affects our marriage i understand'' she thinks about
it and says ''nah theres better things in life than
sex'' so they finally gonna fuck and she takes off
her shirt and her chest is flat as a cardboard and
he takes off his pants and she faints.later on when
she wakes up the guy tells her ''why did u faint''
she says ''i thought u said it was like a baby'' he
said ''yea 9 inches and 21 pounds
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why are hurricans like women?............
because when the come they are warm wet and windy
.
and when they leave they take the house, the car
and the money
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Which condom would you use....
Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong
and growing.
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made
for a woman.
Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its
that simple.
Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.
Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you
wish everybody did?
New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know.
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.
Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.
The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over
the place, it doesn't belong in your face...
General Electric: We bring good things to life!
AT&T condom: 'Reach out and touch someone.'
Bounty: The quicker picker upper.
Microsoft: where do you want to go today ?
Energizer: It keeps going and going and going....
M&M condom: 'It melts in your mouth, not in your
hands!'
Chevron: use them? people do.
Taco Bell: get some; make a run for the border
MCI: for friends and family
Double Mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun!
The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the
entire winter
Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you
are
United Airlines travel pack: Fly United
The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has
Gone Before
Wendy Condoms: Where's the beef?
Denny's Condoms: $1.99 Grand Slam
Mazda Condom: It Just Feels Right!
Maxwell House: Good to the last drop!
McDonalds condom: Over 99 billion served
Hewlett Packard condoms: Expanding Possibilities
Burger King: Have it your way
Dairy Queen: We treat you right
AOL: So easy to use, no wonder it's #1
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Question: what is the speed of sex?
Anwer: 68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around!
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A man wakes up one morning and finds red rings all
over his dick. He goes to the doctors and the doctor
gives him sum cream. He puts it on that night and
they instantly go. Amazed, he goes back to the doctors
and asks what the cream was. "lipstick remover"
replied the doctor
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