Famous place in the UK called the Gay Village, where gays hang out ( suprised? )

But you can subsitute this for a place in your town / country / state

Why is the Gay Village the best place to park in Manchester?

Because no one will bend over to paint the double yellow lines!

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Why does Dr Pepper come in a can?

Because his wife is dead!

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Stop knocking older women. They having something younger women don't.

Their bellybutton between their tits!

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What do you call an abortion in Prague? A cancelled cheque

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I met a girl the other night. She asked me to give her 12 inches and make her scream.

So I fuc*ed her twice and punched her in the face!

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question: what's green and skinny and smells like pork

answer: kermit's finger